I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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