me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
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