I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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