There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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