i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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