I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Blow job season was short but glorious.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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