Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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