Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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