i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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