I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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