I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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