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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  Odds of those being real?

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  One in who gives a fuck

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• (607): View more from New York

  New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics

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  That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder

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  Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.

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  Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!

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• (972): View more from Texas

  I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling

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• (928): View more from Arizona

  Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.

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