dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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