Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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