It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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