you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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