wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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