After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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