Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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