Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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