I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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