I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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