seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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