so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
My vagina just recognized that song.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
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