I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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