Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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