idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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