I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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