two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
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