She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Randomize