She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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