South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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