I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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