guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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