Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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