Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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