So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
Will exercising make me less horny?
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