found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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