life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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