Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
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