Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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