No, you can still breathe under the balls.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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