i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Those nachos came to me in a dream
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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