all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
Randomize