I must be too annoying 4 u.
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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