i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
Randomize
