And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Randomize
