she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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