what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
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