Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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