why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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