How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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