You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Dick very happy bro
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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