Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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