Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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