the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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