So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
no you cant smoke seaweed
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
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